D 10 cmandmnts

If God knew how to text (or tweet), this is how the 10 commandments would be: 1. No1 b4 me. srsly. 2. Dnt wrship pix/idols 3. no omg's 4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 snow; sun l8r) 5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool 6. dnt kill ppl 7. :-X only w/ m8 8. dnt steal 9. dnt lie re: bf 10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob. * from McSweeney