The secret to beautiful skin is lying on a s**tload of rose petals.

I hate that in this country, most drivers think that the pedestrian lane is just a road design.

Dead meat

There's a photo of Claudine Barretto's Adobong Ilonggo across my desk. Everytime I see it (which is like, every 5 minutes), it makes me want to drive to Hacienda, this nice restaurant Paolo and I ate in last month, and hoover the different kinds of adobo they serve there. Unfortunately, I can't have meat today because its Ash Wednesday. To think just this morning, I told the maid to send me a huge serving of caramelized spam for lunch. Bummer. Who had the bright idea of having Catholics skip meat today anyway? It must have been a vegan's idea. Could it have been cigarettes, chocolate (errr..), soda, coffee, or something more addictive instead?

Tag, you're it

This is to continue the 25 Things that seems to be all the rage in Facebook. Because I'm too lazy to think of anything else to update my (2) readers about. 26. I like the smell of coffee but don't drink the stuff because it gives me the runs. 27. I took Algebra three times. Math is my Waterloo. 28. I can eat callos every single day for a whole month. 29. I used to be obsessed with keeping my skin clear that I'd go for a facial every other day after school. 30. I love puppies. 31. I LOVE pho. 32. I hate the sight of dust on my car's dashboard. 33. I also hate seeing watermarks. 34. I find it weird hanging out with my parents in their room. So I hardly do. 35. I like making the a/c vent or electric fan face me when I sleep. 36. My hair can be a nuisance. 37. I've always found Publishing interesting. 38. Contrary to what people may think, I'm always on a tight budget. 39. I hate being forgetful. 40. I like touching things. 41. I wore braces for 4 years. The rubber thingamajigs were always either grey, clear, or blue. 42. I used to secretly visit my lola who had alzheimer's and ask how she was doing. Of course, I don't think she knew who I was but it felt good checking up on her. 43. The only reason why I wanted to visit Macau when I was a kid was because that was where they used to make Matchboxes. 44. I like receiving handwritten letters or notes. 45. I don't understand how people can say Coke Zero tastes like regular Coke. 46. I easily get distracted. 47. I turned some of my white roundneck undershirts into vneck with lower necklines because I hate seeing my undershirt peep over the second button of my dress shirts. 48. I prefer Pepsi over Coca Cola 49. I added an extra hole in all my Hermes belts because I didn't want Mr Quickie or Besa's to touch them. So I did it myself. I should have made them do it. 50. I never drink more than 3 bottles of beer or 5 glasses of wine.

Check out this clip for some serious lip syching action.