Rush, rush

And the winner of the most lame dialogue in a video goes to... Keanu Reeves and Paula Abdul in Rush, Rush.

Paula: Can I ask you something? Have you ever been in love?

Keanu: If I was, I didn't know it. You?

Paula: No. Isn't that terrible?

Keanu: Terrible? No. It just reminds you that we're all alone, that's all

Okay, I didn't understand that. At all. What does being alone have to do with being in love? What Paula should have asked is - who does your hair, Keanu?