If the shoe fits

When I was a kid, my Dad would tell me that my rubber shoes were so big that they resembled a boat. Of course, he was exaggerating which was normal to me because exaggeration runs in the family. I was quite fond of my rubber shoes because they made me feel like a giant. Yeah, I was a sad lil child. At Nike a couple of weeks ago, I spied a pair of whatever these shoes are called. They're huge! I wonder how anybody could play, let alone run in a pair of these.