I love how music videos are like mini films. Lady Gaga obviously does not have any Grammy-winning acting skills whatsoever (unlike Katy Perry who could do a light comedy). AStarring Alexander Skarskard and directed by Jonas Akerlund.
Paparazzi - Lady GaGa from Emilio Moreno on Vimeo.
It was only a matter of time before the crazies came out and joined the loony wagon that is Philippine politics.
It has not come a big surprise since we've all seen more mentally challenged candidates like Kuya Peck (peck) who in 2007, was claiming to be a “political economist” with a doctorate degree in Political Economics from Oxford University. He also says he has honorary Ph.D.s in Arts and Letters from Columbia University and Mathematics from Harvard University, directed 6 Bond films, and syndicates the Charlie Chaplin movies. Then there was also Philip Morriss Samson who claimed to be a divine prophet with a master’s degree from the “School Career College of Mystery", Ferdinand Emmanuel Marcos Jr., proclaimed himself leader of the “H-World Piunfeo” and announced he is the “greatest teacher of the law of peace and redeemer of all the Filipino families”, 
I, Mr. Eddie P. Fernandez, of legal age, Filipino and residence of 1914 Jorge Bocobo Street, Malate Manila Philippines. A retired Government Personnel, I will file my Candidacy again for the third time but not for Mayor again in the City of Manila, But for President of our Country an Independent Candidates as Volunteer with out Salary. For your financially and great support to be one of the representative of federation of Filipino Chinese, be a good public servant of constituents to our country which rich in natural resources God, Please help Amen. Find seek great holy experience the truth that set us free physical, spiritual leadership that materialism can overcome. Respect, love one another 1st Corinthian verse 13 to 13 mankind begin to Adam and Eve, computerized system of identification card is needed to all regardless of Religious Affiliation to worship respect Gods will it is in our Hearts, Mind Souls Spirit and truth legitimate residence no racial discrimination must have at least two hectare of land each married couples for agricultural jobs fish pon, livestock, vegetables, fruit bearing trees planting with out pension fifty years old and above will be given below poverty line. Referendum needed of Metro Manilas residence, Business District, Ongpin, China Town, Downtown, united States Embassy. Regarding oil depot in Pandacan, Manila to transfer to a one island, this is dangerous to the state if terrorist or anti-Christ policy strikes, a different kind of plastic, tarpaulin, rubber, aluminum foils, styrofor must minimize if possible change to leaves of banan plant abaca for ropes, animal skin as natural and not harmful to our sacred soils, of which our life giving spirit because of rice grains, wheat, fruits, vegetables, drinks like in our cocounut trees, which is natural the number one needs of our spiritual upliftment, chemical, pollution, environment, education, internet, sky cable, communication, satellite, media, radio, television network, newspaper, some of them are victimized of commercialism, betrayal and sabotage can any annointed by God, will minimized this perennial problems? It is dangerous and harmful to our sacred soil, free movies twice a week to depressed area with famous Christian Celebrities God fearing movies base from holy bible for spiritual growth of mankind, especially children's in park, plaza, recreation places which open air and natural, sacred soil of this country with good climate for the food and drink we need. If when famine, drought, catastrophe came due for abusing to our natural resources, environment, exploration for black gold or crude oil. Way back to past century, for processing and preserving nature before Christ Jesus our savior the way the life and the truth. We must be a natures lovers so God will pleased us all project Awareness in Natures love and save the planet earth. Please consider me be one of this project. Developing out door recreation parks, plaza, public market, vacant lots, school, hospital, government institution by planting fruit bearing trees for anti-pollution campaign for protection from heat wave, and radiation of sun, beggars street children, disable need urgent attention, physical spiritual leadership. Squatters to our depressed area, garbage, hospital waste, floods, traffic congested, liar scale, cigaretters, tobaccos smoking need deep study it is dangerous to our health because our body is the temple of the holy spirit including illegal drugs that God cannot tolerate. Due to the conflict of Religious Sector of Mankind different kind of Faith, vision, principles and cultures, If I became President for the 2010 Presidential race, I will endorse to the proper authorities concern this Philippines Island, which is very rich in natural resources became one of the States of America same as Hawaii or Puerto Rico. So help me God in Jesus name, Amen. My personal devotion reconciliation and unity among us toward your great support and as your one of good Samaritan Luke 10 verse 25 to 37 New Testament, Holy Bible, Financially in kind and Machinery thank you with love and respect to every individual, I need your legal vote! For President, Republic of the Philippines A retired Local Government Personnel. Received personal copy or my E-mail eddie_fer2008@yahoo.com. To Sir/Madam/Christian Youths respectively. This campaign materials please to pass to others or my email eddie_fer2008@yahoo.com and cellphone number 09081079762. Thank you so much! *from the nashman chronicles
Spotted. S making not so beautiful music. Was it because L isn't making her sing with pleasure anymore? Cmon, S there's more to life than just c****t munching. Everything else ain't all that bad, if you change your music selection.
SamRo flew in Friday morning to open the new club near Mall of Asia, LAX. Everyone (aka people who will never admit that they attended the event) actually went all the way to Pasay hoping Lilo was SamRo's plus one, but she wasn't.
But not all was lost. SamRo managed to keep the crowd on dance mode when she churned out remixes of Lady Gaga, Daft Punk, a bit of Madonna, and.. the rest I don't remember. It was when she played These Sounds that totally blew it. It was all downhill from there. Although her meshing skills were far better than the DJs before her, her selection in the second hour wasn't. She should have brought a bit of LA to LAX. Either she thinks we're all musically delayed here or maybe they listen to the same stuff there.
So there.
I dreamt I had a pet white cow walking inside the house. When I looked it up at dreammoods.com to check what a cow represents, it showed this:
"To see a cow in your dream, symbolizes your passive and docile nature. You obey others without question. Alternatively, a cow represents maternal instincts or the desire to be cared for. For some cultures, the cow represents divine qualities of fertility, nourishment and motherhood."Weird. Or maybe it was because I was in the lift with an Indian mother and her daughter (who looked like a boy) and I was glaring at the kid because s(he) was whining about wanting to be carried. No, they weren't as fat as cows. They aren't like Bessie. Whatever it means, it makes me feel like having a quarter pounder with cheese.
"I'd like to offer my most sincerest apologies to the remark I made recently on the David Letterman show about wanting to have a mail order bride from the Philippines to expand my family. It was meant as a joke but apparently, a certain politician of yours didn't see the humor in it. If you think about it, with his performance and crap of an acting career (let's not even go to who has a much better 'do), he's a much bigger joke than the one liner I blabbed. Or so I've been told, but whatever right? I would've expected better though from someone who does comedy (or tries to) to get the joke but obviously, his one track mind just didn't get it. Maybe it has something to do with this amulet his family is known to have, messes up his brain waves and all. I suggest he gets one that will attract the smarties. Just a thought. To be honest, I find his reaction quite absurd. Are things really resolved through fist fights? Anyway, I have to dash. I'm late for the taping of my award winning TV Series. Again, sorry! "
I wouldn't mind scuttling around the metro on this.
For its 100th anniversary, Fred Perry has teamed up with Piaggio for this limited edition scooter. It's supposed to be the "perfect Mod accessory to any proper English look". If they were gunning for something like that, maybe they should have done something with Mini instead.
One doctor in the US believes that a common cold virus can interfere with our normal body processes and make us fat. When this virus goes to the fat tissue it replicates making more copies of itself and in the process increases the number of fat cells, which may explain why people get fat when infected with this virus.
Gimme some of that!
For those people who would rather.. not, there's a new virus in town that won't make you gain anything but pure enjoyment on reading about interesting insights on things. You can read all you want and you won't get fat. Now where else could you go for a mental meal like that?
It's still on Beta. Wait till you see it when it turns into an online pandemic.
I loved Star Trek so much that the intensity of my liking it has turned me into a Vulcan.
And you can turn yourself into one too! You can also choose to be:
Captain - born to lead, charming, passionate (blah)
Officer - observant, clever, trustworthy (blah blah)
Romulan - opportunistic, cunning, antagonistic (hmm...)
Try it here.
Yes, under those two thick strips of salty bacon is a dollop of melted mozzarella slathered on a really thick slab of pure cheese on a fistful of ground cow carcass.
They don't call it Cheesy Bacon Cheeseburger for nothing.
The universe's way of telling me what I've become after gobbling that all up:
After driving home a point, it reminded me of what I really should do:
